ï "Pink bra. Pink push-up bra. Uhhh . . . acid wash. Skirt that's . . . acid wash with ball-point pen. Uhhh . . . wig. Bad wig. Bad, brown wig. Ratty brown–" "Things Britney Spears wears!" Ding ding ding! You just won $25,000 Pyramid! (Egotastic!)
ï Penny Kravitz? (Female First)
ï What's in Scary Spice's upskirtish girl-folds? Is that underwear slipping away into her Murphy-soiled parts? A tampon string? Errant t.p. detritus? (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Moss wears sheer dress, shows what she's got up Top(Shop). (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Paris Hilton is petitioning her fans to keep her out of jail. You should sign this petition to keep her in. Because if Bridget Jones 2 taught us anything, it's that jail is fun!(IDLYITW)
ï We look at these pictures and imagine the sound Jessica Simpson's breasts were making as they were crammed, via shoehorn, into that dress. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris drove on a suspended license. Again. Yesterday. Seriously, go sign that petition. (D Listed)
ï After a period of dark, self-imposed Timberlakian mourning, Cameron Diaz goes back to the blonde. (Cityrag)
ï Enjoy a visit with Posh Spice v. 1.0. (ICYDK)
ï Tom Sizemore, busted for meth. Just like your cousins Travis and Crystal Jean. (TMZ)
ï Ashlee and Jessica do not suffer each other gladly. (A Socialite's Life)
ï Depp's got two tickets to Paradis. Won't you pack your bags? We'll marry tonight. (Gabby Babble)
