CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)- Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
- Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
- The actual video of Michael Jackson’s hair catching on fire in 1984. Dude just keeps dancing! (Daily Stab)
- Annnnnnd here are some horrifying photos of MJ’s legs in 2002 with some sort of seeping wound. They say it’s from drug use, we think it looks like a bite from a brown recluse spider. Which is funny because MJ was a white recluse. Haw! (Celebitchy)
- Stop! Emmy time! Here’s the full list of nominees. (PopCrunch)
- Amy Winehouse is divorced! Farewell, Blake Fielder-Civil. Go hang out with Riley Giles, Stamos Nachos and Paris Latsis. (Allie Is Wired)
- Renee Zellweger set to hit the Ho-Hos for a third Bridget Jones movie. (Anything Hollywood)
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Necrosis. Feigned heterosexuality. Crotch stuffing. Divorce.
That is the greatest headline I've ever seen.
Bravo on Riley Giles! That name takes me back.