ï Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)
ï Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)
ï Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)
ï Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd never see the Iron Sheik in this embarrassing position. (Derek Hail)
ï Vintage Cindy Crawford–before the Pepsi commercial, before the Gere, back when Aaron Neville face goober was but a freckle on the horizon. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Amy Winehouse has cancelled all her tour dates. Her doctor cites "the rigors involved in touring" and "emotional strain" as the reasons. Which sound like legitimate medical excuses, right up there with "the vapors" and "consumption" and "the grippe". (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï "Greetings and salutations. My eyebrows are on top of my skull." (Dlisted)
ï Eva Green is a gorgeous gothick angel sent from crazy Joan Collins style heaven and placed upon this earth to teach us all about beauty and love and eyeliner. (Lainey Gossip)
ï Face it–you're never going to touch Jessica Alba. So instead, set your sights on her slightly more attainable stunt double! (Daily Stab)
