ï Paris Hilton enjoys fishing. And fish enjoy the familiar, down-home smell of Paris Hilton's bacterial vaginosis. OK, that was pretty gross. Sorry, Paris. (FemaleFirst)
ï And speaking of Paris's vagina, she will be rubbing hers up against the lesbian thespians of The L Word. (The Superficial)
ï The results are in: Heath Ledger's death was caused by "accidental overdose" of SIX different types of prescription drugs. (TMZ)
ï Godspeed to you, Patrick Swayze! May your gut convalesce so that you may arabesque again. (IMDb)
ï Cammy Diaz gots some pegs, boy, I tells ya. (Cityrag)
ï Larry Birkhead take$ Dannilynn to vi$it her mother'$ grave$ite. (Celebitchy)
ï Bike shorts and what appears to be a Lamborghini Countache: no, it's not 1987; it's the new Bebe ads featuring Eva Longoria! (PopCrunch)
ï Bar Rafaeli: professional wearer of lingerie, schtupper of DiCaprio, sporter of labia-splitting bikini camel toe. (Derek Hail)
ï J. Lo is definitely having twins. And we are definitely having another cruller. Yum, jelly. (Evil Beet)
ï Kim Kardashian sued by ex-boyfriend's mom. Oh, what a tangled web. (The Blemish)
ï Rihanna launches her own umbrella line. What if her hit song had been called "Colostomy Bag"? Guess you can't really stand under one of those, though. Or can you? (Daily Stab)
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That's not a Countach. That's a Murcielago. It's newish.
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