ï Billy Crudup dumped his seven-months-preggo girlfriend to throw it into Claire Danes. Now Claire Danes is rebounding from HER Crudup breakup (say that five times fast) with a dude who digs dudes. Yeah, that sounds about right.
ï Paris says she is getting very, very serious about her acting. And to prove her very, very serious commitment to her craft, she is starring in the very, very serious motion picture The Hottie and the Nottie.
ï Suzanne Somers's home burned to the ground. Her reaction? "YAAAAAY! COOOOOOOOL! HOORAAAAYYY!"
ï Lindsay Lohan went out and partied-as-a-verb a mere two days after her alleged appendix surgery. Yeah, so? What's the big deal? You don't need an appendix to metabolize tequila and blow, DUHHHH.
ï The People's Choice Awards are funny because it seems that no actual People knew that they were happening.
ï DJ AM and Mandy Moore are hooking it up. After riding Nicole Richie for lo, so many years, the womanly softness of the divine Mandy must be like floating on a cloud of baby chicks wearing angora hats. Ahhhh.
ï Britney's new man has a name and a MySpace. Did her vagina tell him "thx 4 the add!!!"?
ï Is it just us, or has Mr. Blackwell just recycled the same old "worst dressed" list every year since 2000? He's still probably pissed that he can't put Cher on it anymore.
