ï Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis star in the action-packed thriller Escape!!! From the Holy Land!
ï Ex-supermodel/ex-Rod Stewart concubine Rachel Hunter shows her punters on the beach. Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
ï Do you want to watch Jessica Simpson gulp down a phallic mouthful of creamy, fluffy froth? You probably do, sure.
ï Kirsten Dunst brings in da noize, brings in da fug.
ï Christina Aguilera's breasts are covered in this fetching golf-style ensemble, but the scoop neck still manages to caress and cradle them gently, yet conspicuously. Well done!
ï Leah Remini says that Suri Cruise is totally real and has dark hair. Katie Holmes is spotted with curiously plasticine blonde baby-like figure. Someone's a lying sack of turds.
ï Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl: "If you're Lance Bass, and you're going to the gayest town on the gayest day of the year and going to gay parties, you have to expect something."
ï That bandeau bikini top is no match for the speckled flesh globules resting upon Lindsay Lohan's upper chestal region.
ï Justin Timberlake is desperate for street cred. Who's bad?
