ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Kid Rock is all "see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest." (Anything Hollywood)
ï Britney's backup dancers have to make tinkles in cups. (Pop on the Pop)
ï It's been a while since we've eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)
ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)
ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)
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See my sweater? Theres no better than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat? 'twas my cat.
My evening wear – Vampire bat
These white slippers are albino African endangered Rhino