ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked Lily tunes. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Dakota Fanning might be in the new Twilight movie. That one was for all our preteen readers. All none of you. (CelebWarship)
ï Amy Winehouse saved a woman from death. Which is only fair because death has saved Amy Winehouse from death many times. What? We dunno. (Bitten and Bound)
ï Marisa Miller is still in a bikini. And you're still going to click on the link and look. (The Blemish)
ï Some scuzzos are trying to extort money from John Travolta and Kelly Preston. The world is a vampire. (Anything Hollywood)
ï Much like the bustlines for which she is noted, Jennifer Love Hewitt is clingy. (Pop on the Pop)
