ï FemaleFirst reports that Nicole Kidman used "the F-word". Oh, but they meant "fiancÈ!" Awwwww, ha ha ha ha, that was so clever! You really had us going there, FemaleFirst!
ï Debra Wilson from Mad TV shows off her comedic chops. And by "comedic chops" we mean "tits".
ï Barbra Streisand gets on the guest list at your local Loews.
ï Carmen Electra hates herself for lovin' Joan Jett. Can't break free from the things that she . . . doan . . . dett? Eh, we suck.
ï Janice Dickinson: genius of our time.
ï Elle MacPherson loves to have loads and loads of casual sex. Just not with you. You fat loser.
ï Light-filled goddess from heaven Mandy Moore denies cherry-poppage at the hands and wang of Fez. Wouldn't you?
ï Is J. Lo preg. o?
ï Speaking of cherries, The Virgin Adriana Lima is a punchy little firecracker. We got a little something that would chill her right out. Yeeeeah, that's right. A little somethin' in our pants, if you dig what we're saying. It's a packet of chamomile tea and a fizzy bath bomb in our pocket. They're great for de-stressing!
