ï Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)
ï Emma "Hermione" Watson gets slimed by Kirsten Dunst's leftovers. (The Sun)
ï Bai Ling arrested for hamburglaring some gossip rags and a pack of batteries from an airport gift shop. Maybe she wanted to power up her G-spotter to use while gazing at herself in the fashion "What Were They Thinking?" section. (Celebitchy)
ï Oh, shut your tamalehole, J. Lo. Nobody wants to steal your dumb old crusty old babies. (The Blemish)
ï The Madamism of Hollywood. Waylon Flowers would be delighted. (Cityrag)
ï Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, that sitter of hers is A number one. (HolyTaco)
ï Amy Winehouse upgrades to Blake v. 2.0: all the creepiness none of the jail. Now with Magic-Gro Hair! (The Superficial)
ï Aguilera debuts her infink. (Daily Stab)
ï Kristen Bell gets rung! (Don't Link This)
