ï Courtney Love says she saw a gigantic pile of white powder at Paris Hilton's birthday party. So? It was just talc for Paris's new orange body/chalk face kabuki look (left).
ï Elizabeth Hurley got married. So . . . that's great. For her. Good job, or something.
ï Sienna Miller says, "This year is the Year of the Slut! Spread 'em! That's my motto for 2007." Chinese New Year was just a few weeks ago, try. Now, we can't remember, is the Year of the Slut before or after the Year of the Tiger?
ï Drop a little sumthin down some celebrity plumber's
