ï Brit can visit her kids; might be headed back to rehab. In related news, Kevin Federline showed up to court wearing an eyepatch. Because he's a responsible p-arrrrrrrrrrr-ent. (GlossLip)
ï George Takei now has his own asteroid. His own tight, firm, assteroid. (IMDb)
ï Anakin Skywalker still throwing it into Rachel Bilson. But more importantly, does his hat say "RAPE"? (Drunken Stepfather)
ï J. Lo gutwatch '07 continues. People, we have expansion. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Speaking of ab-related embiggening, Eva Mendes blames hers on rotini and brownies. (Daily Stab)
ï Jennifer Aniston sells magazines. At a stand on the corner of 5th and Walnut, because her career is in the john. Naw, just jerkin' your bird. (The Blemish)
ï See the general area from whence Harvey, Junior, and Princess Tiaamii issued: Katie Price upskirt! (Taxi Driver)
ï Angelina Jolie just the way we like her: with satin grazing her vagina. (Derek Hail)
ï Hanson brother has pulmonary embolism. MMMMMclot! (TMZ)
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