ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from having Waylon Flowers's hand up her ass. (Cityrag)
ï A touching, moving photo montage of Kristen Bell in her pantaloons. (Holy Taco)
ï You can't beat Jessica Simpson! No, seriously. Don't beat her; that's mean. (Daily Stab)
ï Superbad's Emma Stone is supercute. (Fatback)
ï Amanda Bynes is Nickelodeyummy in butt-stranglingly tight workout gear. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï John Mayer will be the godfather of the SimpsWentz spawn. He will teach it to land hot chicks and make the most heinous guitar faces ever. (Allie Is Wired)
