ï We've been warning you for weeks now, but the day is upon us: the ill-famed Tom Sizemore sex tape is now available for your online perusal. It's here, it's real. Live it, love it, own it.
ï Are Sienna and Jude finito for good? Reportedly, she's told him to take his little kitty dick and shove it. Forever.
ï Crepey, arthritic, doddering geezers take note: yes, you have a shot with Jessica Alba!
ï Yesterday, we were told that Eminem was cancelling his tour due to Exhaustion. Which means "drugs" or "eating disorder". Today, the former is confirmed.
ï The first time Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell had sex, it was <http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/56742004.htm" target="_blank">an alarming experience. Alarming! Guffaw!
ï Are you there, Miss Cleo? It's me, Jennifer Aniston.
ï Listen, we know Coq Rock. Coq Rock was a friend of ours. Slipknot, you're no Coq Rock.
ï For the aging celebrity pedophile who has everything: a detachable nose.
