CNW Junk Drawer: Sabrina Gives You a Sa-bonah

Sabrina the Teenage HOT DAMN girl looks nice in a bikini. (Daily Stab)
Hilary Duff’s sister Haylie Duff got a new mug. (Yeeeah!)
Chris Brown pulls an Elephant Man and says “I’m not a monster”. Cool, but you’re still A ASSHOLE! (Anything Hollywood)
Michael Lohan got arrested. Again. He’s a nurturing caregiver and a wonderful role model. (The Blemish)
Charlotte Gainsbourg strips on the beach and shows us just how Frenchly fluffy her Gainsbourger really is. (Mr Skin)
Mike Tyson’s young daughter died. Hey, that’s not funny. (Allie Is Wired)
Cameron Diaz is aging and alone, but she doesn’t give a crap because she looks so foiiiiinnnnne in her bikini. (Celebrity Milkshake)
Here’s one for all our legions of 13-year-old female fans (all 0 of you! Hi!): Robert Pattinson shirtless, afflicted with some sort of Sharpie polka dot skin disease. (Celebitchy)
Megan Fox photo shoot. I know this is weird, but it’s a sexy photoshoot depicting Meg in a slinky dress. Bizarre. (Drunken Stepfather)
Courtney Love owes American Express $352,059. That sounds about right. (Hollywood Grind)
Lady Gaga is bi-bi. (Derek Hail)