ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable heat, Megan Fox is still planning to marry David Silver. (Daily Stab)
ï Anne Hathaway has a new boyfriend, and he's apparently as big a loser moocher as the one that's in jail. (Anything Hollywood)
ï Aw. Someone for everyone. (Holy Taco)
ï Supermodel Karolina Kurkova has no navel. Like Kyle XY. (Flisted)
ï Girl meets girl. Girl gets girl. Girl flirts with boy at club. Girl on girl catfight ensues. It's another day in the tangled, demi-gay web of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. (The Blemish)
ï The top ten naked babes with guns. (Mr Skin)
ï Spitzer prostitute Ashley Dupre is just like you and me, except for the money for sex part. (Fatback)
