ï Harrison Ford refuses to admit it's not 1987 and continues to wear "rebellious" earring. Ooooh, you bad!
ï Nicole Kidman hates her tall, willowy model figure and wants to be short n' dumpy like you and me.
ï Britney, inspired by a recent movie, wants to name her baby "Charlie". Well, we suppose that's better than Jordan Two Delta.
ï Women keep marrying Robert Evans. The mind boggles.
ï Seriously, though. Chappelle's Show is not coming back. It's not ever coming back. It's gone. You have to move on, man. Just move on.
ï Maddy calls Braddy his daddy.
ï The kids, they seem to like the Eva Longoria. Here are some Rolling Stone pictures, you slimy pervos.
