CNW Junk Drawer: Renee ZellWebster
- Renee Zellweger says she wants a man like a dictionary. Long and hard? Hoo ha! (FemaleFirst)
- Lily Allen shittalks half of England. We’re in love. (Anything Hollywood)
- Megan Fox as an awkward teen. Without the awkward part. (Cityrag)
- Miss California Carrie Prejean topless pictures. She hates gays getting married, but showing boobs is a go. (Celebitchy)
- Douche crown prince Pete Wentz says that Twitter is the “highest form of narcissism”. Higher than taking webcam pictures of your tattooed dick root? (Digital Spy)
- Kiefer Sutherland will be charged with a misdemeanor. Misdemeanor headbutting. God. That sounds so badass. (The Blemish)
- Jon and Kate plus 8 plus Jon’s 23-year-old fuckbuddy. That’s a good show. (Yeeeah!)
- Ellen Pompeo his impacted feces bloating her belly. That or a baby, whatever. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
- Celebrity gossip mags for some reason feel the need to have Kirstie Alley tell the world how ashamed she is at gaining weight. (Daily Stab)
- Singer/model Cassie gets her computer hacked, nudes leaked, Twitters about it. Titters about it? Oh ho, how droll! (PopCrunch)
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