CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Portaloons

Oh, hey, look. It’s Natalie Portman’s panties. (Celebitchy)
Marilyn Manson is now Voldemort. (Drunken Stepfather)
Madonna and Jesus are getting married. Terrific. Maybe Ruth and Zacchias will get hitched next. Or Abel and Bathsheba, amirite people? (Yeeeah!)
Top 10 Hottest Star Trek Chicks. Hellloooo, Uhura. (Mr Skin)
Kim Kardashian wears a skintight leather catsuit to promote Pepsi Max. It sure is making us thirsty! Thirsty for . . . touching . . . boners? (The Blemish)
Hoopz from Flavor of Love has a sex tape? (Gone Hollywood)
Jon and Kate Plus 8 are going to get divorced, probably. Maybe they should have a save-the-marriage baby! Or nineteen. (Fatback)
In W magazine spread, cute little Ginnifer Goodwin trades “girl next door” look for “girl next door in leather underwear who will stand around at a gay sex club with you” look. It is a nice look and you will like it. (Daily Stab)