ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate them to B-list?
ï If you posess fashion experience and much love for checkered bondage pants, you can work for Gwen Stefani and her L.A.M.B. label. Just email skagirl.com. Skagirl . . . we think we cybered with her in the AOL Skankin' Pickle room in 1994.
ï Melanie Griffith takes the Cruddiest Mom of the Year crown from Dina Lohan when she lights her teenage daughter Dakota's cigarette.
ï Cindy Crawford plus stripper pole plus mojitos minus bra equals summer fun for the whole family.
ï Al Reynolds dons spandex; gets late-night booty call from large man in bucket hat.
ï In case you were wondering who, on God's green Earth, would admire the jauntily shoddy designs of Charlie Sheen's ill-timed kidswear company, Sheen Kidz, the answer is: Britney. Naturally.
ï Penelope Cruz is the first non-Scientologist to step forth and claim that Suri No Middle Name Cruise exists.
ï Is David Geffen getting Stiflered?
