ï Tricia Helfer will be ponying up some Battlestar Galactitties in Playboy next month.
ï In the biggest horseshit story of the day, Jen Aniston supposedly partied with the K-Fed. We're trying to picture Jennifer in cornrows and man-shants. Not bad.
ï Perhaps the reason Jen is slumming is because she caught wind of Angelina insinuating that she and Brad had boners for each other while the Pittistons were still involved?
ï Eternal Sunshine of the Thetanless Alpha Clear? Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just I'm just Jenny from Teegeeack of the Intergalactic Federation?
ï Evel Knievel vs. Kanye West. Sadly, not a sneak peek of a new episode of Celebrity Boxing.
ï Paris is defending Britney's questionable parenting skills, saying, "She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting." Seriously, duh! She goes out and shows her slopbox and does body shots and THEN she goes home at 4 A.M. to play with the babies. No biggie!
ï Adriana Lima and the Case of the Bikinified Virgin.
ï Take your key and unlock Jordan's heart, and her vagina, conveniently located next door to one another.
ï Sylvester Stallotox takes the blame for starting that whole Richard Gere-assgerbil rumor. Guess we know who to point the finger at for that whole "Danny Wood semen stomach pump" thing.
