ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her panty-clad crotchial area. Did you catch that? Liberal! Haw haw?
ï Brody Jenner is pissed that Details insinuated he was using Nicole Richie, but says it's all good because he has "broad shoulders". Wait, what?
ï Watch in rapturous wonder as Jewel nearly drops a forkful of food down her cavernous chest chasm.
ï Anna Nicole's death is a lot like her life: with a bunch of creepy men all fighting over her body.
ï Speaking of Anna Nicole, her small, purple-haired, Broom Hilda lookalike tuff gal former assistant Kimmie speaks out, accusing Howard K. Stern of being an asshole!
ï Or not.
ï Michelle Rodriguez "never killed a pot head".
ï Naomi Watts is likely preggo via Liev Schreiber, who ejaculated semen into her vagina.
