CNW Junk Drawer: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa

ï Mischa Barton, beach, bikini, weed, hipster halo. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Lisa Bonet named her newborn son Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. It's the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day. (Dlisted)

ï People's Choice Awards winners. Though you already know them because they're YOUR CHOICE. (CelebWarship)

ï 16-year-old Miley Cyrus wants a tattoo of her boyfriend's initials. No, no, Miley. Not until you get your zodiac sign and the kanji symbol for "strength". (Yeeeah!)

ï Anne Hathaway reveals what got her through the hard times. Anal sex! Wait, no. (Daily Stab)

ï Why don't you go look at ladies wearing football jerseys? It's not as if you have anything better to do, you lazy sack of puke. (Holy Taco)

ï Uppity Jessica Alba lost the sour for New Year's Eve, thanks in part to her buddy Booze. (Cityrag)

ï Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split rumor #56b. (The Blemish)