ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. (The Blemish)
ï Famous nipples met flash, and a beautiful friendship was borned unto us. (Cityrag)
ï Leelee Sobieski is packin' mad mammage. (Daily Stab)
ï Jessica Simpson navigates metal grate in stilettos. Hilarity ensues. (Egotastic!)
ï Eva Mendes shills for Campari. Up next, CelebNewsWire promotes Alize and Blue Nun! (Derek Hail)
ï Rihanna and Josh Hartnett are doin' it: their babies will be large of forehead and beady of eye. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Which is causing poor Shia the Beef to marinate himself in a nice vodka rub. (PopCrunch)
ï Rebecca De Mornay? No, Rebecca Dui Mornay. (TMZ)
