ï Your daily dose of Kim Kardashian's rotund rumpus delecti. (F-listed)
ï Nicole Richie allegedly kicks Joel Madden to the curb. Joel responds by kicking it to Mischa Barton. (Yeeeah!)
ï Elle MacPherson named the greatest model of all time. Janice Dickinson is somewhere guzzling Drano right now. (Daily Stab)
ï Hilary Swank was hospitalized to remove a "small benign growth". Her penis, right? (Celebitchy)
ï Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond bond. By getting busted for meth together. This makes Tatum's bust look kind of classy.(Derek Hail)
ï Joe Francis opens his douche-hole to say he thinks Lohan is straight and just going through a phase. Who wouldn't give up men after screwing Joe Francis? (CelebWarship)
ï 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has a boyfriend. He's 20. And an underwear model. This should be good. (Hollywood Grind)
ï Do you have the balls to . . . name that celebrity cameltoe? (Cityrag)
ï Shauna Sand wears a see-through dress to match her see-through shoes. (Drunken Stepfather)
