ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï Mr. Skin takes to the mean streets of Chicago to uncover Hollywood's greatest ass. (MrSkin.com)
ï Let's play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! It's funner than Cootie! (Cityrag.com)
ï Peaches Geldof and some indie rocker dude had a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. On their registry: deep V shirts, pocohontas headbands, and cocaine. (CelebWarship)
ï Angelina Jolie is Tom Cruise's understudy. (Hollywire)
ï Audrina Patridge in a bikini. We recently noted that her last name actually ISN'T "Partridge" and our minds were blown. (Fatback)
ï Hey look. It's Marilyn Manson. Or maybe that's Cher. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
