ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. Or fake pregnant. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï From the "life sucks and is totally unfair, screw you Jesus" files: Peter Falk has Alzheimer's. (The Blemish)
ï Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend: young, Ukrainian, brunette. showing us her buttocks. (Anything Hollywood)
ï Kate Winslet is prettier than you. (F-listed)
ï Shenae Grimes, just two sniffs short of KateMossVille. (Evil Beet)
ï Katie Price likens Dita Von Teese's Playboy cover to BM. (Holy Moly)
