ï Give to Rihanna your leather, take from her your lace. (Flisted)
ï Britney Spears vows cellulitecy. No, wait, celibacy. (EntertainmentWise)
ï Behold! It's Zuma Zoom Zoom Lunesta Rocknrolla Rossdale! (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham will model lingerie for Emporio Armani. Because nothing says seduction like screw-on tits and visible vertebrae. (Holy Moly)
ï Britney sports some futuristic camel toe. (Cityrag)
ï Bill Pullman's son was arrested for possessing moonshine. One more time: Bill Pullman's son was arrested for possessing moonshine. (CelebWarship)
ï Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is a surprisingly successful cocksman. Now he's nabbed Sophie Monk, the lucky so-and-so. (Daily Stab)
ï Julia Roberts said "no one wants to see an old hooker." See it? We live it, baby! (Evil Beet)
ï Meadow Soprano is dating Turtle. (Hollywood Backwash)
