ï Hayden Panettiere continues to blaze a flouncy, lace-trimmed trail straight to Saucytown. (Egotastic!)
ï Amy Winehouse celebrates Christmas early by hanging sparkling white ornaments amongst the branches of her nose hair. (Yeeeah!)
ï Hey, look! It's BeyonkadonkcÈ. (Derek Hail)
ï Vanessa Minnillo's bikini bottoms are intelligent, as they wisely creep up her cheek cleave and allow us to rejoice. Huzzah! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï When Perry Met Sally. (Celebitchy)
ï Dennis Quaid's newborn twins get a leg up on all the other celebrity babies by ODing. That was mean, sorry. (The Blemish)
ï Headline of the day: "Nicole Richie's Pooch Pee Plea". (Female First)
ï British model/reality star Sophie Anderton will charge you $20K to allow you to snort cocaine off her bewbs and then make the love with her. (Fatback and Collards)
ï Ashlee Simpson has secrets. Smoky, smoky secrets. (Allie Is Wired)
