CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)- Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
- Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
- Helen Mirren + tight dress + cold air = grandma fetish. (IDLYITW)
- It’s another Un-Funny or Die video! This time, Denise Richards talks about her funbags. But she means party favors! Not boobs! DO YOU GET IT????? (Daily Stab)
- Want to hear Josh Hartnett talking about his loose stools? Your wish is TMZ’s command. (TMZ)
- Celebrity nipple piercings. They will surprise and amaze! (Cityrag)
- Ryan Seacrest says Britney Spears is pregnant again. And if Seacrest says it, you know it’s true. Like that time he told me that lace-up booties with a stacked heel would be hot for spring. (Allie Is Wired)
- Evan Rachel Wood’s going to be on season 2 of True Blood. Just wait until she finds out there won’t be any actual blood. (CelebWarship)
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Brit-brit preggers-preggers… AGAIN? And who would be her baby's daddy-daddy? After all, wasn't she supposed to be on a tight leash? I'll believe it when she shows the same old bumps.