CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron

Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren + tight dress + cold air = grandma fetish. (IDLYITW)
It’s another Un-Funny or Die video! This time, Denise Richards talks about her funbags. But she means party favors! Not boobs! DO YOU GET IT????? (Daily Stab)
Want to hear Josh Hartnett talking about his loose stools? Your wish is TMZ’s command. (TMZ)
Celebrity nipple piercings. They will surprise and amaze! (Cityrag)
Ryan Seacrest says Britney Spears is pregnant again. And if Seacrest says it, you know it’s true. Like that time he told me that lace-up booties with a stacked heel would be hot for spring. (Allie Is Wired)
Evan Rachel Wood’s going to be on season 2 of True Blood. Just wait until she finds out there won’t be any actual blood. (CelebWarship)