ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt says that Fez is a dirty liar and that she absolutely did not take a ride on his baloney pony.
ï Keri Russell, NAKED in a magazine. However, it's Vanity Fair, so there's no real Felicity felititty.
ï Women want Kelly Brook's body. They want her body baaad.
ï Paris Hilton shows off her sultry pipes. And for once, we're not talking about her poon chasm.
ï That little girl from Pete and Pete is now a plumber.
ï Mariah Carey's foxy ex-boyfriend upgrades to Cindy Crawford. She's planning on leaving her husband and moving into her new love's refrigerator box in Shantytown, USA.