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CNW Junk Drawer: Giant Jugs and Jail Time

ï The highly downloadable Cindy Margolis will be posing for Playboy. She's the spokeswoman for the National Infertility Association. God, that makes us feel horny.

ï Paris Hilton: attacked by evil flying car!

ï American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee almost McPhlashed some McPhurburger on national TV last night. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you pesky panties!

ï Jordan shows us what she’s famous for. And we ain’t talkin’ acting chops, writing style, or mellifluous singing voice. NSFW, natch.

ï More Gong for your dong! Asian skinsation Gong Li gives us a reason to see the upcoming Miami Vice movie.

ï When presented with the choice of doing time in the pen or being nurturing and contributing kindly to society via a little community service, Michelle Rodriguez said “fuck that” and picked jail. Because she’s an asswipe. An asswipe who loooooves incarcerated poontang.

ï Ashlee Simpson says that she’s taller than sister Jessica and her legs are longer, although her jugs aren’t as udderly colossal. It’s a draw.

ï Kevin Costner settles with the woman who accuses him of stroking his weiner in front of her. He is not Untouchable after all.

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