CNW Junk Drawer: Fetuses and Weave Fits

ï Mischa Barton becomes Mrs. Roper. (Derek Hail)

ï Joe Francis wants Vanessa Hudgens to sign a deal with Girls Gone Wild. "Lucrative and record-breaking Disney franchise, or cokehead in a jail cell?" Her mind must be a veritable cacophony of tumult right now! (WWTDD)

ï Faulkner. Hemingway. Didion. Joyce. Tommy Lee. (IDLYITW)

ï Jennifer Lopez fetuswatch 09/07 begins. (The Blemish)

ï And speaking of fetuses, Posh Spice is starting to look like one after an hour of broasting in a cajun marinade. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Stacy's mom has got an upskirt goin' on. (Taxi Driver)

ï We'd never seen a praying mantis that likes reverse cowgirl until we saw these pictures of Jenna Jameson's plastiface. (Evil Beet)

ï Britney Spears does not suffer Ken Paves gladly, and a Ken Paves wielding faux hair never. (Celeb Warship)

ï AND! She's a Brit . . . house. Forget the poon, THIS is quite a spread. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Heath Ledger hits the party scene to celebrate his newfound single status, as well as the last clinging remains of his hair. (Celebrity Mound)