CNW Junk Drawer: Extra Special "All Sexy Ladies" Edition
- Jessica Alba ass, all wrapped up with a bow. (IDLYITW)
- Lady Gaga has tape on her nipples, so they won’t poke-her-face. ZING! (Jezebel)
- Cheerleader coach Carlie Becker, who was shitcanned for posing for Playboy. Rah rah, sis boob bah. (Bitten and Bound)
- Jordana Brewster in Maxim. You’ll masturbate fast and/or furiously. (Gone Hollywood)
- Evan Rachel Wood plus lingerie plus sexy plus gun minus Manson equals GQ spread. (ICYDK)
- Alessandra Ambrosio poses for Homem Vogue and she’s pretty much naked. A G-string, after all, is just a few woven threads away from bunghole. (The Daily Fix)
