ï Pink proposed to her boyfriend, motocross racer and Surreal Life star Carey Hart. Not to be confused with Corey Hart. That would just be preposterous.
ï Looks like Stella Lost Her Groove again. Because, as it turns out, her groove was A Gay.
ï Fergie scares us. Fergie looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid that grew up and turned into a gypsy tweaker. But apparently, that's a look Josh Duhamel likes enough that he wants to wake up next to it for the rest of his life, so, you know. We're shutting up now.
ï Bobby and Whitney say: You don't know true love until you've dug impacted feces out of your lover's sphincter.
ï Brangelina gets attacked by some crazy punk kid! Not screwing? Pfft.
ïHey, look. Mariah Carey has a new boyfriend.
