ï Teri Hatcher deems her toes and nipples "suck-worthy". Just like her acting!
ï Evangeline Lilly blames Hollywood for forcing her to get really, really buff.
ï IF you want Rod Stewart's daughter's naked bo-dy, AND you think she's sex-y, COME on sugar, click right here.
ï Ashlee Simpson begins her slow, painful metamorphosis into her sister. First, the nose. Then comes the Jackass copulating.
ï Anna Nicole Smith climbed on top of an 89-year-old man, placed his shriveled, liver spotted member into her person, and is probably getting a billion dollars for the trouble. Now, possibly some dude has mounted Anna Nicole's shriveled, Trimspa-ravaged body, placed his member inside her person, impregnated her, and wants the ca$h. Ah, the circle of life.
ï Dunstcrack! Dunstcrack! Dunstcrack! Dunstcrack!!!
ï Eva Longoria talks about getting naked or doing it or something like that. In related news, bear shits in woods, Pope wears funny hat, etc. etc.
ï Denise Richards tries to shake off the shit-stink of husbandstealing assholism, turning the tables on Heather Locklear, saying, "Heather knows why we arenít friends.î Which sounds suspiciously like the now-classic "Nicole knows what she did."
