ï Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a giant football yesterday. (Celebitchy)
ï Anna Faris makes with the cheek-smugglers. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jessica Biel is happy to share her chest chasm with you in FHM. (Egotastic!)
ï Attractive drip Adrian Grenier throws genital caution to the wind and hangs out with Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)
ï Christina Aguilera's baby will not go hungry. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Sweden makes the call: Bill Murray is one beer over par! (IDLYITW)
ï Mariah Carey obscures breasts with lace grandma curtain; cirrus clouds. (Cityrag)
ï Lindy Loho thinks that rehab is serious business. You can tell by her no-nonsense hair bun and utilitarian mom-chic hoodie. (Yeeeah!)
ï The main peril of being a housecat is accidentally drinking antifreeze. Unless you're Pete Doherty's cat, then the biggest problem is a couple of bumps of coke sprinkled atop your Meow Mix. (A Socialite's Life)
ï Hilary Duff: womanly folds or crotch seam? (Taxi Driver)
ï Hayden Panettiere: now old enough for lactose bukkake! (Celeb Warship)
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt cries when she watches herself act. That's so funny, because we also wail uncontrollably when we have to watch her act. (Daily Stab)
ï Kurt Russell sports flaccid ding dongage and a solid B-cup. (Allie Is Wired)
