ï Pam Anderson and hubby to have reality show. Also, Pam Anderson and hubby to engage in possible oral sex next to pooping dog. (Dlisted)
ï Hayden Panettiere is gearing up to give a BJ to Richard Gere or something. (HollywoodTuna)
ï Madonna is sporting a nice pair of shiners. (Cityrag)
ï Furthermore, she's allegedly fattening herself up on a diet of "porridge". Porridge is a real thing, existing outside The Three Bears? Is she also eating curds and whey, and a pie with Little Jack Horner's thumb in it? (PopCrunch)
ï Crack open an ice cold can of Paris Hilton champagne. All the bubbliness of the real thing and none of the clap! (Yeeeah!)
ï It's hard out here for a pimp Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. (CelebWarship)
ï Tara Reid stuffs her plasticine yambags into a bikini for your viewing pleasure and/or reverse peristalsis. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï James Blunt hits Swiss ski resort, sings "you're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, so let me bust open your hymen, it's true!" to chalet girls. (Celebitchy)
ï Vanessa Hudgens not amused by Zac Efron's oxygen facials and mani-pedi time. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Wow, what's Jordan doing with Jay Manuel? (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
