ï Diamond Dash is neither the game that came preloaded on your cell phone nor the new baby of mogul Damon Dash. It's what Paris Hilton just paid $280,000 to have installed in her pink Bentley. It's the economy, sluthead! (The Blemish)
ï Holly Madison will be replacing an injured Jewel on Dancing with the Stars. Because to find someone to fill Jewel's shoes, they needed someone with similarly large chugs. (Daily Stab)
ï So maybe Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green aren't really broken up after all. Because, apparently, she's "addicted" to his ding dong. Here, have a bucket for that retching. There ya go. (Yeeeah!)
ï Ashlee Simpson brings Bronx Mowgli out into the urban jungle. Hahahaha, get it? (CelebWarship)
ï Miley Cyrus admits she underwent harrowing bullying at school. Then she came home and jumped in her swimming pool full of mink stoles and had the Hope Diamond for dinner. (Wesbster's Is My Bitch)
ï Kanye West's new beard girlfriend, Amber Rose, is frankly quite hot. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï James Franco got a book deal. Okay. (Celebitchy)
ï Hollywood dudes who wear too much makeup. Hahahaha! Look at you! Nice mascara, pansy! Bwahahaha! (Bitten and Bound)
ï Phil Collins has retired from music to collect artifacts from the Alamo. Because he can. (Holy Moly)
One Comment
What DOES Paris Hilton do anyway besides show up at parties and do those silly "Funny or Die" videos?
And didn't Chris Angel make Holly disappear already? He is, after all, the MINDFREAK!
And then we have… who? Megan who? Who is this "Megan" person? You mean the tattoo girl whose lone appearance in one blockbuster movie gives her the false belief that she has any kind of value in Hollywood? Wake me when she decides to REMOVE the ugly tats and the diva personality that came with them.