ï Despite wasting away from Exhaustion, Colin Farrell somehow musters up the strength to swing one feeble, Irish fist and "fight off" the rumors that he OD'ed.
ï Orlando Bloom is tactless. And Gwyneth Paltrow is heavy with baby, for real though.
ï Die Hiltons!
ï Die Hiltons stuff Santa's stocking with hard nipples and thongs, that is.
ï And Heather Locklear says, "Hard nips? I'll show you hard nips, bitches. I was busting out the party hats before you were out of Luvs."
ï Rod Stewart swears that his marriage to Penny Lancaster will last the rest of his life. The old guy's got about 6 good years left in him, so we'd say that's doable.
ï Eva Longoria is a jolly clown.
ï When the rich are launched into space, and aliens finally meet delegates of Earth, the first face upon which they will lay their cold, shiny black eyes will be that of . . . Victoria Principal?
