CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It

Published May 21, 2009

Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater Philadelphia area? Isn’t that fascinating? Yeah! And it just so happens that Mr Skin has a Top 10 Sexiest Babes from Philly list out now! (Mr Skin)
Adriana Lima’s nipples in a gilded cage of a bra. (Drunken Stepfather)
Rihanna’s got a brand new, hopefully much less punchy, beau. (Amy Grindhouse)
Lady Gaga learns a sobering lesson. Bleached hair and skimpy white clothing with lots of jewelry makes folks think you’re a Russian prostitute. (Faded Youth)
Cameron Diaz has strict “if it’s yellow, let it mellow” rules. (Daily Stab)
Britney Spears in a bikini on the beach. No, you can go look. It’s nice! Seriously. Hey, hey. Look at us. Look. It’s okay. It’s okay. Really. Shhhh. (The Blemish)
Is Lindsay Lohan getting her poon chewn by Sam again? (Holy Moly)
Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo is spelled wrong. LOLOLOLOLOL. LOLOLOL forever. (Flisted)