CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
- Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
- Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to the best of his knowledge. Well, he did jizz into a cup once, but where that jizz went is anyone’s guess. (Hollywood Grind)
- Lily Allen topless in i-D mag. Did they airbrush out the triple nipple? (Egotastic!)
- Lady Gaga denies the world her vagina. (I Don’t Like You In That Way)
- We may be headed back to the world of the shaved head and latte IV drip. Pull it together, Britney. (Bitten and Bound)
- Kendra Wilkinson will instill the fear of bras into her child. Fear of God, fear of bras. Whatever. (Yeeeah!)
- Kristen Stewart knocked up by Robert Pattinson. Listen, movie execs. If you’re going to start rumors to sell movie tickets, start ones that won’t end with 300 irate 11-year-old girls stabbing K-Stew to death with iCarly scented pens. (Allie Is Wired)
- Mr Skin’s Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes list . . . almost at the halfway mark! (Mr Skin)
- Prince Harry is “smitten” with Natalie Imbruglia. Is this the next hot dating craze? Royals and ’90s songstresses? Can’t wait until Prince Wills hooks up with Joan Osbourne. (Digital Spy)
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I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shaved, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn.
I hope you knew those lyrics off the top of your head.
What lyrics?
That seems to contradict these rumors of her being engaged. Unless she's looking for a bull to cuckold her husband right in front of his face.