CNW Junk Drawer: Ambrosio of the Gods

ï Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)

ï "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)

ï We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Penelope Cruz and very attractive sister wear clothes, look pretty, have picture taken. (Daily Stab)

ï Due to the writers' strike, the Golden Globes will be much less golden; globular. (Yeeeah!)

ï Blake Lively's schnozz: from Sevigny to sliced. (Radar Online)

ï Mariah Carey actually would rather be onstage with J. Lo than a pig after all. Good to know. (Celebitchy)

ï Britney's car was impounded. There was no way for her to avoid bein' grounded. Her parents had to come up from vacation and get me, I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me. So tell you all the kids all across the land, there's no need to argue, parents just don't understand. Dee doo doo doo. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Bono completes the final phase of his slow transformation into Robin Williams. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Not even MC Skat Kat can save Paula Abdul from crazy's grasp now. (The Blemish)

ï Britney dresses her offspring as golf caddies. Or, possibly, Andre 3000. (Allie Is Wired)