- Nicolas Cage explains "Kal-El", the incredibly stupid moniker with which he has saddled his son: "Alice and I wanted to have a name that was exotic and American and which stood for something good, because our son is exotic and he's American and we both think he's good. But having said that, I always liked the sound of the name. It has kind of a magical ring to it: Abracadabra Kal-El Shazam!" Well, now, that explains everything. Everything about Nicolas Cage's mental retardation.
- Frankie Muniz's Ed Grimley Halloween costume is coming along quite nicely.
- Barbra Streisand does not wear bras. Take this information and run with it.
- Jordan, who is some type of UK celebrity famous for having huge fake jugs, promises that she will do everything in her power to still look like she's in her twenties when she is seventy. The sad irony is that right now, she's in her twenties and looks seventy.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones didn't do so much as kiss Michael Douglas for nine months after their first date because she didn't want him to think she was easy. That, and the fact the she didn't want to sully herself on the old goat's hoary oral cavity.
- Lindsay Blowhan tells OK! about her dramatic weight loss of a few months back, "I was going through that phase that everyone goes through. I lost, like, 20-25 lbs. I was on IV drips. I nearly died!" Oh, yeah, that phase! We totally remember when we went through that phase, too! LOLz!
