ï Posh Spice teaches us how to dress for seduction. Is the secret tan-in-a-can, fake lips like a couple of BMX tires, and robohooters? Because we're one step ahead of you, Posh.
ï Posh is also planning on writing a children's book. Just as soon as she learns how to write.
ï There are never enough headlines that include the words "Kate Beckinsale" and "ass".
ï Wow. Sienna Miller's doing a really, really, really, really bad job of channeling Edie Sedgwick. Really bad.
ï Eva Longoria and Jamie Foxx, also known as the two most irritatingly overrated stars in the cosmos, might have hooked up. Good. Maybe they'll fall in love and go live in the bottom of the sea somewhere.
ï Drew Barrymore and her huge snoobs are awesome. Don't hate. Congratulate.
ï Brad and Angelina's golden fetus says, "Does this ultrasound make me look fat?"
ï You know it's a slow gossip day when this is the headline of the day.
ï William Shatner's nugget of crystallized urine builds houses for the underprivileged. Yeah, you heard us.
ï Howard Stern admits to having a little plastic surgery. We thought his tits were looking particularly fabulous lately.
