CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley

ï Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)

ï Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)

ï Lohan dons crotch-strangling short shorts in February, because she is dedicated to her craft. The craft of being a saucy harlot. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Nicole Richie shows off her new baby. Quick, see the tiny cuteness before Rachel Zoe gives her gifts of Hoodia and hair extensions. (Celebitchy)

ï Wisely realizing that her infamous recent nudie shots were the most popular thing she's ever done, Lindsay contemplates a future as a naked Marilyn Monroe impersonator. (Daily Stab)

ï Kate Hudson coaxes butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson away from suicidal depression with a sugar cube, some carrots, and her vagina. (The Blemish)

ï Lily Allen upskirts with cheeky results. (Taxi Driver)

ï Now we know why Juliette Lewis has been wearing headbands all the time–they magically hold her nipples in. See what goes down when she goes without. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Awwww. Peter Andre soooo sweeeepy! Poor little guy's all tuckered out. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

ï See where Megan Fox's tattooed ode to David Silver is located on her body. (Popoholic)

ï Rachel Bilson owns underwear, and wants you to know all about it. (The Rad Report)