ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. (Yeeeah!)
ï Sean Young's fun-loving, booze-guzzling ass heads to rehab. And the softcore thriller industry grinds to a screeching halt for 90 days. (IMDb)
ï J. Lo and Corpsey plan to name their twins after the costar of Doogie Howser, M.D. and the plus size hostess of various E! programs. (Daily Stab)
ï Diora Baird makes with the MySpace-style nudie shots. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie plans on getting back down to fighting weight ASAP. Fighting weight being 83 lbs. (Celeb Parasite)
ï In the midst of a family intervention, Britney buys a new Mercedes. Because she can. Suck it, bitches! (GlossLip)
ï Amy Winehouse's mom is a regular ray of sunshine; talks headstones and caskets. (Holy Taco)
