CNW Junk Drawer: "Shahara! Shahara."

ï Today's "Inseminated or Ugly Dress?" contestant: Katie Holmes. (Celebrity Mound)

ï Angelina Jolie is planning on burying the hatchet with dad Jon Voight. Maybe now, he'll finally learn Zahara's name. (FemaleFirst)

ï Maria Menounos nearly bares her two-nos. (Taxi Driver)

ï Lindy Loho has cancelled her 21rst birthday blowout. Instead, she'll celebrate by chugging Listerine in the Wonderland bathroom. Aw, that was mean. Sorry, Linds. (Celebitchy)

ï Beyoncekini! Beyoncekini! (Cityrag)

ï Jessica Alba poses sexily for Arena; still talking about how she hates being sexy. (Derek Hail)

ï Yes, random stripper, we totally believe that you had a deep and meaningful love affair with George Clooney. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Jessica Simpson: back to blonde and Pam Andersonesque proportions. Let us celebrate. (Egotastic!)