CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge

ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)

ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)

ï Jennifer Aniston gets back at Brad for shacking up with Hollywood's most beautiful woman with the only possible revenge: dating a model. (Hollyscoop)

ï Criss Angel dedicates a magic trick to new girlfriend Cameron Diaz. Uhhh, we think that sort of romance only works with musicians dedicating songs. Then again, who knows, maybe there are dentists out there saying, "This root canal goes out to my boo, Debbie. I love you, babygirl." (Celebitchy)

ï Christina Aguilera and her husband. They sure do like costumes. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Elle MacPherson: She's still got it! And by "it" we mean "nipples". (Taxi Driver)

ï Dawn Wiener's sweater puppies in Hostel 2. (Don't Link This)

ï The Hoff got hassled by ex-wife and cops. (Yeeeah!)

ï Katie Holmes threatens to bake up a fresh batch of Cruise juice into more spawn. (Glosslip)

ï The Butterscotch Stallion to freely roam the plains again, whinnying and rearing and tossing his golden mane. (Lainey Gossip)