ï Cameron Diaz has tiny nipples atop her tiny breasts underneath a tiny shirt. No tiny bra in sight. (Drunken Stepfather
ï Jennifer Garner may have allowed Ben Affleck to ejaculate into her vaginal canal during ovulation again. (FemaleFirst)
ï Angelina got more ass between juice breaks in kindergarten than you're getting now. (Bricks and Stones)
ï Victoria Beckham is aging like a fine wine–kinda sourly. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï The Lohan says that she is the protector of the family. She protects them by horfing rails. (A Socialite's Life)
ï The people of India are angry at Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty in public. Hey, they were lucky he didn't greet her by pantsing her and cramming a shaved hamster up her can. (IMDb)
ï Jessica Alba, caught making out with a real dog. (MollyGood)
ï Sabrina the Teenage Ass Crack. (Taxi Driver)
ï Heather Mills fall down go boom! (Yeeeah!)
ï John Travolta equates his level of fame to that of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis. Um, try Marilu Henner or John Ratzenberger. (The Blemish)
ï Paris is scared that jail time will ruin her career. Her career consists of showing up to parties thrown by beverage companies, so we're pretty sure she'll be fine. (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)
ï Larry Birkhead cuddles his $weet little $ugarpie. (TMZ)
